• Lithuanian, American and Feline family, currently residing in Vilnius.
• She's a full-time university student, majoring in education.
• He's retired military and a full-time asshole.
• Kitty is a mutant female ginger tabby named Mírë, Flop, Tractor, Creeper, Fuzzybutt, Rebellion Child, Peep-Squeak, and Meow Machine.
• They're both avid roleplayers, story writers and computer geeks.
• Neither has traveled nearly enough, so they both insist on dragging the other around by their ear to other countries.
• She loves seafood, or, as he says, stinky fish.
• He loves spicy food, or, as she says, throat burners.
• He enjoys making constant dick jokes and is really glad that no one around him understands a damn bit of English.
• She insists he doesn't make jokes, because jokes are funny.
• He loves collecting knives and she constantly threatens to stab him with them.
• She's very generous, sharing his money with him and their money with him, but of course she keeps her money for herself.
• They both think you all are stalkers for reading all of this about them. Perverts.
• She's a full-time university student, majoring in education.
• He's retired military and a full-time asshole.
• Kitty is a mutant female ginger tabby named Mírë, Flop, Tractor, Creeper, Fuzzybutt, Rebellion Child, Peep-Squeak, and Meow Machine.
• They're both avid roleplayers, story writers and computer geeks.
• Neither has traveled nearly enough, so they both insist on dragging the other around by their ear to other countries.
• She loves seafood, or, as he says, stinky fish.
• He loves spicy food, or, as she says, throat burners.
• He enjoys making constant dick jokes and is really glad that no one around him understands a damn bit of English.
• She insists he doesn't make jokes, because jokes are funny.
• He loves collecting knives and she constantly threatens to stab him with them.
• She's very generous, sharing his money with him and their money with him, but of course she keeps her money for herself.
• They both think you all are stalkers for reading all of this about them. Perverts.