Full name: Airth Manly as Hale
Birthday: Day 15 Birthplace: Madrid Nicknames: Adorkable, Douche canoe, Loser, Asshole, Fucktard, Emo, Drama Queen, Bastard, Bro, Dork, Manly. Parents: Daugvilė Canning and Gareth Voohoeve (✝), Anne Sepp adoptive parent. Occupation: Romantic failure, supposed band leader, master stench crafter, Legend-in-his-own-Time. |
Sexuality: Fabulously straight.
Relationship status: Married to Noreen Ex-partners: Tyler Jakeman, Calliope Levine (✝), Danielynn Johnson, Stella Léveillé, Zander Downing, Gareth Allen, Noreen Innocent-Marchetti (x2) Children: Felix, Pearl Best friends: The shower and Handgelina Jolie. Eye color: Brown.
Hair color: Black. Height: 187 cm. |
He’s a prima donna drama queen tour whore that’s more shallow than a mud puddle, about as bright as a burnt out light bulb, but damn he loves the entire world and is so overcome with emotion that he must frequently vent his feelings by masturbating in the shower while crying.